I wrote this Discworld fic when I was fourteen. I fixed up the punctuation a little, but it's otherwise unchanged. I also started out trying to write in Terry Pratchett's style, but changed my mind early on. It contradicts Lords and Ladies, which says that Ponder was born and raised in Ankh-Morpork, but The Last Continent was written after that, so I'll go with that.

Title: Kids Can Be So Cruel
Fandom: Discworld
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,361
Summary: In The Last Continent, Ponder mentions that when he was a kid, he would get bullied frequently, and was once pushed into a lake. So I wrote about this incident. I think he's about ten here. Maybe younger.
( A beautiful day slowly dawned in the small Ramtops town of Hubris. )

I hadn't read this for a while. I think it might be better than my later works. Crap.

This is a story about my Codename: Kids Next Door roleplaying character. I took away the Codename: Kids Next Door elements, which wasn't hard, and wrote an original story about her. This was a little over a year ago, when I was seventeen. Then I submitted it as an English assignment. I got a good mark.

Title: Untitled
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,538
Summary: Hope is the youngest person in the universe. Said universe will end in a year. What's a teenaged genius to do?
( It was the year 2244. )

At around the same time as the last entry, I wrote a script for an imaginary cartoon based on Nathalie's Delightful Children from Down the Lane from KND. I used to roleplay with Nathalie all the time. Anyway, they were the standard Misunderstood And Not Really Evil Children Of Father that was very popular back before the movie came out. I did ask permission before writing this. I kind of warped the characters, Clarissa and Tabitha in particular, but not too much.

The premise, slightly modified from the original: One day a descendant of an angel named Angela fell in love with a demon posessed man named Charles. They had five kids. Soon after the youngest, Tabitha, was born, Charles went all crazy and demon posessed, and he kidnapped his kids and brainwashed them. It took Angela eight years to find them again. When she did, she sealed Charles away somehow. Then she had to raise her kids again. Also the kids have to fight evil on their own, because Angela uses up most of her energy keeping Charles sealed.

Also Lenny's girlfriend is Nathalie's self-insertion, who's an alien. They were really interesting roleplays. And it's supposed to be corny. I think it's funny. (Shrugs)

Title: Rite of Passage
Fandom: KND roleplay
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,609
Summary: Lenny and Clarissa are about to turn 13. Tabitha gets kidnapped by demons.
( Angela: Lenny, Clarissa, have you thought about what you want for your birthday next week? )

For some reason, I wasn't expecting there to be a Homestar Runner reference there. Must've written it later than I thought.