| Dan Email #9: upside-down |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|06:39 pm] |
Dan Email #9: upside-down.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
Dan courts the Dreaded Shrinks.
Cast (In order of appearance): Dan, Carlos, Tristan,Victor, Coach Z, Parole Officer Shortshorts
Places: Dan's Computer Room, The Basement, The Brothers Strong's dining room, The Office, Coach Z's Locker Room, Parole office (Easter Egg)
Date: October 8, 2007
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| Dan Email #8: music |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|06:27 pm] |
Dan Email #8: music.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
Dan talks about his singing career. Or lack thereof.
Cast (In order of appearance): Dan, The Cheat, Michelle (Mentioned), Victor (Easter Egg), Tristan (Easter egg), The On Point Kings
Places: Dan's Computer Room, The Basement, Tristan's room, The Stick
Date: July 28, 2007
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| Dan Email #7: fanfiction. |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|06:17 pm] |
Dan Email #7: fanfiction.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
Tristan gives out some writing advice.
Cast (In order of appearance): Tristan, Dan, Victor, the mayor, Jennifer (Easter egg), Carlos (Easter egg), Michelle (Easter egg)
Places: Tristan's Room, Dan's Computer Room, Living Room of the Brothers Strong
Date: June 19, 2007
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| Dan Email #6: cologne |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|06:06 pm] |
Dan Email #6: cologne.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
Dan shows off his new cologne.
Cast (In order of appearance): Dan, Michelle, Victor, Jennifer, Kristen, Joy, Virginia, The Cheat, Reynold, Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Fightgar, Foxface
Places: Dan's Computer Room, Marzipan's backyard, The Mall, Commandos HQ
Date: June 13, 2007
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| Dan Email #5: doppelganger |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|05:50 pm] |
Dan Email #5: doppelganger.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
Dan talks to himself.
Cast (In order of appearance): Dan, Danny, Tristan, Carlos, Strong Bad, Baxter, The Cheat, Homestar Runner (Easter Egg)
Places: Dan's Computer Room, The Stick
Date: June 9, 2007
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| Dan Email #4: date |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|05:25 pm] |
Dan Email #4: date.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
The Strong Bad/Cheerleader ship will never die!
Cast (In order of appearance): Dan, Jennifer, Kristen, Joy, Virginia, Bubs, Baxter, The Cheat
Places: Dan's Computer Room, Bub's Concession Stand
Date: Unknown, somewhere in the first half of 2007.
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| Dan Emal #2: pirate |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|04:55 pm] |
Dan Email #2: pirate.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
Summary
Dan, Carlos and The Cheat play pretend.
Cast (In order of appearance): Dan, The Cheat, Carlos, Tompkins, Gunhaver, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Tristan (mentioned), Victor
Places: Dan's Computer Room, The Streets
Date: February 17, 2007
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| Dan Email #1: argument |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|04:14 pm] |
Dan Email #1: argument.
Disclaimer: Homestar Runner = not mine.
Summary
The Cheat rips Victor off.
Cast (In order of appearance): Dan, The Cheat, Victor, Coach Z (mentioned), Michelle (mentioned), Carlos (mentioned), Tristan, The construction worker (Easter Egg)
Places: Dan's Computer Room, The streets
Date: February 15, 2007
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| Dan Emails Hub |
[Apr. 2nd, 2009|04:09 pm] |
I wrote Dan Emails, a Homestar Runner fanfiction series, for the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki in 2007. I ended up writing nine, though I wouldn't mind writing more now.
It was a spinoff of my fanfic Reality is a Harsh Mistress, where Strong Bad inexplicably wakes up in an alternate universe where everyone's human. He gets things back to normal, but this is the story of the human version of Strong Bad, Dan, when he decides to make his own email show. I retained the formatting used on the wiki, where script fics were required to copy the style of the knowledge base transcripts.
List of Emails
1. argument
2. pirate
3. mystery
4. date
5. doppelganger
6. cologne
7. fanfiction
8. music
9. upside-down
If you want, you can comment here to leave Dan an email. Like I said, I wouldn't mind writing more. Might be a bit slow at it, though. |
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| The Masked King |
[Aug. 8th, 2007|02:06 pm] |
This would be a pastiche of the fairy tales I read when I was little. I did my best to do write in the style I remember that the fairy tales being in. I just wrote it for fun and stuff. It's not even really a parody, although I did have to forget about logic to write it.
It's actually a well known fairy tale in the world that the novel I'm working on is set in. They have magic, but it doesn't work in the way depicted here. I'm thinking that this masked king can be a real person in that world, but this account of his youth is completely made up.
Title: The Masked King
Rating: M for mentions of rape and pedophilia
Word Count: 942
Summary: A humble peasant or something seeks his fortune. He is so beautiful that everyone who looks at him falls in love with him, so he wears a mask all the time.
( Once upon a time there was a young man with a face so radiant that all who saw him, male or female, would instantly fall in love. )
For some reason I find it hilarious that "forevermore" is a real word. Also I had to stop writing this a couple of times because I was laughing too hard. |
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| Rite of Passage |
[Aug. 3rd, 2007|11:37 pm] |
At around the same time as the last entry, I wrote a script for an imaginary cartoon based on Nathalie's Delightful Children from Down the Lane from KND. I used to roleplay with Nathalie all the time. Anyway, they were the standard Misunderstood And Not Really Evil Children Of Father that was very popular back before the movie came out. I did ask permission before writing this. I kind of warped the characters, Clarissa and Tabitha in particular, but not too much.
The premise, slightly modified from the original: One day a descendant of an angel named Angela fell in love with a demon posessed man named Charles. They had five kids. Soon after the youngest, Tabitha, was born, Charles went all crazy and demon posessed, and he kidnapped his kids and brainwashed them. It took Angela eight years to find them again. When she did, she sealed Charles away somehow. Then she had to raise her kids again. Also the kids have to fight evil on their own, because Angela uses up most of her energy keeping Charles sealed.
Also Lenny's girlfriend is Nathalie's self-insertion, who's an alien. They were really interesting roleplays. And it's supposed to be corny. I think it's funny. (Shrugs)
Title: Rite of Passage
Fandom: KND roleplay
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,609
Summary: Lenny and Clarissa are about to turn 13. Tabitha gets kidnapped by demons.
( Angela: Lenny, Clarissa, have you thought about what you want for your birthday next week? )
For some reason, I wasn't expecting there to be a Homestar Runner reference there. Must've written it later than I thought. |
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| Untitled |
[Aug. 3rd, 2007|11:30 pm] |
This is a story about my Codename: Kids Next Door roleplaying character. I took away the Codename: Kids Next Door elements, which wasn't hard, and wrote an original story about her. This was a little over a year ago, when I was seventeen. Then I submitted it as an English assignment. I got a good mark.
Title: Untitled
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,538
Summary: Hope is the youngest person in the universe. Said universe will end in a year. What's a teenaged genius to do?
( It was the year 2244. ) |
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| Kids Can Be So Cruel |
[Aug. 3rd, 2007|11:04 pm] |
I wrote this Discworld fic when I was fourteen. I fixed up the punctuation a little, but it's otherwise unchanged. I also started out trying to write in Terry Pratchett's style, but changed my mind early on. It contradicts Lords and Ladies, which says that Ponder was born and raised in Ankh-Morpork, but The Last Continent was written after that, so I'll go with that.
Title: Kids Can Be So Cruel
Fandom: Discworld
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,361
Summary: In The Last Continent, Ponder mentions that when he was a kid, he would get bullied frequently, and was once pushed into a lake. So I wrote about this incident. I think he's about ten here. Maybe younger.
( A beautiful day slowly dawned in the small Ramtops town of Hubris. )
I hadn't read this for a while. I think it might be better than my later works. Crap. |
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